Sometimes we put new memberships on hold for certain categories, this is a private member’s club and if we restrict membership it’s for good reason, mainly to keep the balance right.

If you already know a member you should ask them to introduce you, (ask them to call or message us so your name is on the guest list) or phone on the Clubf phone to arrange your first visit.

The club phone is switched on from 2pm on the days we open (Wed/Fri/Sat/Sun). Its often answered at other times, but if you are already a member and want to book a room then just text.

Single males can apply at the club on a Wednesday & Friday. You must call us first so we can have a chat and put your name on the guest list. Please note guys, you cannot just turn up and expect to join.

Membership cannot be guaranteed at any point. If you turn up drunk, scruffy or demanding to be let in (it does not happen often, but from time to time it does unfortunately happen) then it is likely you will not be allowed to join, it’s also important that you understand what we say and can communicate well, people come to socialise and talk as well as to play.

Clubf is a true swingers club, not a fuck club (there is a difference) and we will NEVER EVER pay anyone to have sex at the club (ie allow escorts to tout for business or pay girls to have sex).

The Team Leader on duty can use their discretion regarding membership.

Membership cannot be guaranteed over the telephone.

Please bring one form of ID each on your first visit as we CANNOT issue membership without this. We prefer a Driving License, we take a copy of all id, Passports are fine, but also need proof of address if you bring your passport, any other id must have your name and address on it, photo driving licenses are good. (We are fully licensed by the ICO to keep members info, WE DO NOT SHARE YOUR INFORMATION WITH ANYONE)

We do not accept applications from anyone under the age of 23 yrs. (Unless you are part of an established and verified couple, OR CAN BE FULLY VERIFIED AND ACCOMPANIED BY REGULAR ESTABLISHED MEMBERS, this is a discretionary management decision.)

Annual Membership Fees

£30.00 per couple or single guy (this includes half price entry for your second & third visits). £10.00 per single girl.

Military and Emergency Service Personnel, both serving & retired (proof required) are £15 membership/renewal and half price entry.

This is a discretionary decision to allow and not an entitlement.

We give this discount because both Sue & Simon come from a strong military background where people play fair and have each others back and party hard. We respect what the military and blue light do and have done and this is our way of saying thankyou.

Unfortunately, occasionally some people fall fowl of this standard of ethics so we are spelling this out. Please note, this does not refer to the vast majority 99.9% of members, but it does apply to a very few.

To qualify and receive the substantial discount you are expected to:

• follow our rules,
• renew promptly
• not do what you shouldn’t do
• look out for people
• be utterly trustworthy
• not use the club because its cheap & then go and actively promote other clubs (its taking advantage of our good nature as Simon & I pay for this subsidy out of our pocket).

You must remind us though every time you come along. The hotel rooms and crash do not qualify for discounts.